I know next to nothing about Aquaman, but I don’t imagine him being happy about oil and shit being poured into the seas at current rate. Bombs not petrol!

And this was my fatty for the next in line on the activity:

Just blowing some steam. I’ve been playing around with an awesome, new, FREE 3D sculpting program Sculptris. 3D is kind of a guilty pleasure for me since what I do never seems to amount to anything worth showing because the end results are rarely anything artistically interesting.

3D has however helped me flex artistic muscles that I rarely use otherwise – and working with lighting, texturing and, now, sculpting has helped me gain a better understanding of how light works, for instance. So it’s not complete waste of time and it’s fun.

This image is just a bunch of screengrabs from Sculptris combined in Photoshop with some post-processing to add shading, colors, texture and BLOOOOOOD. So no fancy rendering here.

Jeez, the site sure is slow today.

Gabba gabba hey.

I played a bit with the thought of “What if Harmonica had instead been called… Banjo?”

Another addition to the list of things I never thought I’d draw…

I didn’t really like these children’s fantasy movies as a kid, and don’t like ‘em now. So this is what I came up with:

It’s a reference to one of the lines in the movie. I think I could use some educating like that myself…

Here she is modeling the hottest of the hot in fashion for Fall 2008! Perfect for every body type and occasion! Wow!

- Where’s your hat, soldier?
- I, um, misplaced it. sir. And I’m actually cavalry, sir.
- Cavalry? Then where’s your horse, man?
- Uh, hmm you see, sir  …
- Ungh, don’t tell me. I bet you’d lose your head too if it wasn’t attached to your shoulders.

This is a custom design for Christopher Bonnette’s Squealer paper toy. Since Halloween is coming up shortly, I thought I’d something to fit the theme. Live by the sword…

Anyway, here’s a low resolution version of the template. You can download a printable PDF here (about 1MB). For instructions on how to put it together visit Christopher’s site for a tutorial.

Download Papertoy (1MB)

Thanks to Christopher, who put the thing to together and took the photo too.

And if you see yourself as worthy, treat yourself to the filthy valentine too.

This Valentines day card was done for the Stylus Art Collective’s “Filthy Valentines” challenge. You can find a printable PDF and emailable version of the card at Stylus blog along with the rest of the dirty, dirty Valentine’s day cards. Some of them are probably not safe for work…

… but shouldn’t you working instead of surfing anyways.

So I came up with my own Psychobilly Guitar Slinger that plays faster than Lee Van Cleef draws his Colt – and louder than six Motörheads put together. He doesn’t need a name; he’s so cool that even hell freezes over him – and when he strikes a chord, even fucking angels fall off their clouds and in love with him.

And as a bonus image, here’s a quickie I did long ago. She’s not someone to fuck around with either.

I never did like the show, so I thought I’d combine two pop icons that I’d rather not ever see again.

No biz like show biz, though.