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This one is kinda after Adam Duncan’s sketch, for the CTT activity at Unit 16 again. A pretty perverted version of the character, I would say.

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A woman in her prime, she’s just turned 18 (15 really). Sorry to say to you guys out there, but she’s already taken, and her 62 year old fashion designer boyfriend does not handle competition like a gentleman. But one can always imagine how her bones rub together - sounding like whispers of lust - as she’s writhing in her gigantic designer bed.

Here she is modeling the hottest of the hot in fashion for Fall 2008! Perfect for every body type and occasion! Wow!

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- Where’s your hat, soldier?
- I, um, misplaced it. sir. And I’m actually cavalry, sir.
- Cavalry? Then where’s your horse, man?
- Uh, hmm you see, sir  …
- Ungh, don’t tell me. I bet you’d lose your head too if it wasn’t attached to your shoulders.

This is a custom design for Christopher Bonnette’s Squealer paper toy. Since Halloween is coming up shortly, I thought I’d something to fit the theme. Live by the sword…

Anyway, here’s a low resolution version of the template. You can download a printable PDF here (about 1MB). For instructions on how to put it together visit Christopher’s site for a tutorial.

Download Papertoy (1MB)

Thanks to Christopher, who put the thing to together and took the photo too.

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Well, not entirely filthy. Just a regular “Happy Valentine’s Day!” for the most of you. Sincerely. Really.

And if you see yourself as worthy, treat yourself to the filthy valentine too.

This Valentines day card was done for the Stylus Art Collective’s “Filthy Valentines” challenge. You can find a printable PDF and emailable version of the card at Stylus blog along with the rest of the dirty, dirty Valentine’s day cards. Some of them are probably not safe for work…

… but shouldn’t you working instead of surfing anyways.

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Another one for the Eatpoo weeklies. He’s a gladiator, and a mean one too. If he seems a little unbalanced, that’s nothing compared to his mental state. The engine doesn’t probably help either, but let’s see someone try and headbutt him.

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While I normally frown at all obnoxiously loud, aggressive and rude lowbrow music like "rock", "metal" or - heaven help me - "punk", I’ve found myself fascinated by the gentle rhythms and touching lyrics of the psycho punkabilly band Mad Sin’s latest album "Dead Moon’s Calling." So much in fact that I felt like doing some obnoxious rock ‘n’ roll art of my own.

So I came up with my own Psychobilly Guitar Slinger that plays faster than Lee Van Cleef draws his Colt - and louder than six Motörheads put together. He doesn’t need a name; he’s so cool that even hell freezes over him - and when he strikes a chord, even fucking angels fall off their clouds and in love with him.

And as a bonus image, here’s a quickie I did long ago. She’s not someone to fuck around with either.

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Another one for Eatpoo’s Weekly Activities, this time about Muppets.

I never did like the show, so I thought I’d combine two pop icons that I’d rather not ever see again.

No biz like show biz, though.

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